Sorry it took me so long to reply.
1. I am a very nice person.
2. I like my eyes.
3. I’m filled with random facts!
4. I’m pretty optimistic.
5. I have good hair.
I’m going to miss you, Roo. You were the best dog I could have.
I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want
this a lie
im literally dating this girl
this a lie
she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this
I took my cat on his first walk yesterday
August 7, 2014-When Jimmy got attacked during Karate Piñata.
For the one with the crazy profile pic, falpalfantasy ;)
Watch it here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YKUlmxmR28
If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’.
men’s back muscles let you know that god is real
Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair
SHUT THE HELL U P
this man has gone too far
Where does Marvel FIND these people?
Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”
surprisingly well done
My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it.
I am tearing up
I wanted to get a cute pic of my pup doing this and he’s not as graceful…
it’s true though…he didn’t break it.
This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
I’m the resident psychic here. My name is Shawn Spencer.
when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen
cuddling by the fire; LISTEN
i crave the warmth your touch leaves against my bare skin
1. you and i - one direction // 2. sweater weather (acoustic) - the neighbourhood // 3. kiss me - ed sheeran // 4. falling in love at a coffee shop - landon pigg // 5. chocolate (acoustic) - the 1975 // 6. i see fire - ed sheeran ft. howard shore // 7. right now - one direction // 8. beneath your beautiful - labrinth ft. emeli sandé // 9. beside you - 5 seconds of summer // 10. oblivion - bastille // 11. sex (acoustic) - the 1975 // 12. i wanna be yours (acoustic) - arctic monkeys // 13. slow it down - the lumineers // 14. winter song - sara barelilles ft. ingrid michaelson // 15. love at first sight - the brobecks // 16. strong - one direction // 17. firefly - ed sheeran
Thanks to the recent addition of their own 21x41ft pool, dogs at Lucky Puppy in Maybee, Michigan got to have their very own doggy pool party.
when I die this better be what heaven looks like tbh