"There’s a breeze on this penis, perhaps it needs a jacket."
this year’s award for most creative gift goes to…
this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space
Benedict reading the lyrics to R. Kelly’s song
never let me play a game with a customizable character, because i will spend the entire time making the character, instead of playing the actual game
friends are constantly coming to me for advice about their relationships and love lives and i’m just
Our puppy recently had an operation and got the cone (or lampshade haha), so we decided to do this.
jingle bells bat person cries bird egg car lost wheel joker katy perry
This is perfect
Haute Couture blog :)
this girl in history thought Hiroshima was a pokemon
Creative Book Art Sculpture by Thomas Wightman
Looks like your story got…
*seductively puts on Mickey ears*
“So I heard you like Disney…”
someone fix this gif and make her put on mickey ears!
my hand slipped
THIS IS AMAZING